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银行的自白——

2013-12-04 13:30:26| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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     中国建设银行(CBC)：存不存？
     中国银行(BC)：不存！
    中国农业银行(ABC)：啊？不存？
   中国工商银行(ICBC)：爱存不存！　
     民生银行(CMSB)：存嘛，傻B！　
  招商银行(CMBC)：存嘛，白痴！　
    国家开发银行(CDB)：存点吧？　
    兴业银行(CIB)：存一百？
     北京市商业银行(BCCB)：白存，存不？　
     汇丰银行(HSBC)：还是不存！
     邮储银行(PSBC)：怕死别存!

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